let the world think your dignified- yet internally be the beast you are.

Lauren Tyler Elizabeth

the vitals.
5'2+ 3/4th
not 98.5lbs anymore.
blood pressure: something good/something good.

wont be a circus manaic b/c my babe said "cease and desist". that was a demand.

 will be an author.will be an author
actually loves peaches.
gave up the sodaness.
bites her toenails, but stops for summer (THE TOENAILS OF IT ALL! susie hate the toeness).
wants what she cant have
j.lo lookalike
conversly smiles when frowns
smells really good right now. really really good.
never sings in the shower
wears a 7 size shoe
thinks "l,m,n,o,p" is one letter
love lyrics
MOST WISE INVESTMENT EVER MADE:
1) ryan. most assurdily the best $1.65 i have ever...ever...ever...ever spent.
although i'd spend all my millions for a mere glimps of his heart-stopping handsome face.
belts out lyrics to songs she doesnt know.
"a lady is a flower in bloom- never let them see your thorns! ALWAYS WEAR LIPSTICK!"
wanted her liscense plate to read 'pnk lpstx'.
been kidnapped in egypt, 1995
thought to be kidnapped, 1991 (but was sleeping in a toy chest)
"deep fried chicken"






i played lucafina hasek (the efeminate satan) in a play... the hair doubled as horns.

the innate physiological impulsion to stick out my tongue: defiance or craziness?






smile and your neighbor smiles. fart and you have no neighbors.